Since Seth called into question the integrity of my posting such an unflattering photo of my Dunkin Donuts sandwich -- thanks for holding me to a higher standard, you're a good friend -- I thought I'd put up a few more snapshots, just to make sure this is an authentic characterization.
Here's a bird's eye view of my veggie steak/egg bagel (mmm, doesn't that melty cheese look delicious?):
And here's a cut-away shot (literally, haw haw):
Serena, I'm sure your farm-fresh eggs and barely-dead radishes taste okay, but I have trouble imagining anyone doesn't want to eat one of these culinary wonders right now. Just kidding. Sort of.
Also, unrelated, I saw this today and thought it was funny, because it looks like they're advertising Corona Lite Soup, which maybe isn't the best idea ever.