Monday, July 16, 2012

Fast Facts About New York (Pt. 1 of a series)

You will never kill all the mice in your house. You will try everything, everything will work, and they still will never all be dead. Unless you don't have any in the first place, in which case, find some wood and go knock on it real fast. Or just sit tight, because they're coming, especially if you live in Harlem, where everyone is out of mouse traps (this is not a joke; this is a fact).

You know how Feivel never dies? Real mice don't ever die either. They just come back as other mice. 

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